“What a piece of work is a hat!” – Hat thoughts anyone?

“What a piece of work is a hat! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world!”.

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet (sort of)

As you might guess from the title, I’m rather keen on hats. I once went to a hat evening at Waterstones Deansgate (Manchester, UK). In those days budgets for book events were much higher than today, and Oddbins (a wine merchant) needed several trips with a porters trolley to bring the necessary supplies. Labels were covered up. Hat wearers got the high quality wine, non hat wearers got the cheap plonk chilled to within an inch of it’s life (to hide it’s dodgy nature). Blue Nun, any of you bareheaded folk?

Hats from the Chicago Mail Order Co, 1930's.

This print is from the Chicago Mail Order Co. (1930’s).


“Personally I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat, or you can’t wear a hat.””
― George Carlin

“Mr. Galliano wore his big top-hat very much on one side of his head, so much so that Jimmy really wondered why it didn’t fall off .. Jimmy thought that circus ways were very extraordinary. Even hats seemed to share in the excitement!”
― Enid Blyton

“Some hats can only be worn if you’re willing to be jaunty, to set them at an angle and to walk beneath them with a spring in your stride as if you’re only a step away from dancing. They demand a lot of you.”
― Neil Gaiman

And now a favourite since childhood:

“On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
With ribbons and bibbons on every side
And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
So that nobody every could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee ..”
― Edward Lear, The Quangle Wangle’s Hat

Any hat thoughts or words?