“What a piece of work is a hat!” – Hat thoughts anyone?

“What a piece of work is a hat! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world!”.

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet (sort of)

As you might guess from the title, I’m rather keen on hats. I once went to a hat evening at Waterstones Deansgate (Manchester, UK). In those days budgets for book events were much higher than today, and Oddbins (a wine merchant) needed several trips with a porters trolley to bring the necessary supplies. Labels were covered up. Hat wearers got the high quality wine, non hat wearers got the cheap plonk chilled to within an inch of it’s life (to hide it’s dodgy nature). Blue Nun, any of you bareheaded folk?

Hats from the Chicago Mail Order Co, 1930's.

This print is from the Chicago Mail Order Co. (1930’s).

QUOTES:

“Personally I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat, or you can’t wear a hat.””
― George Carlin

“Mr. Galliano wore his big top-hat very much on one side of his head, so much so that Jimmy really wondered why it didn’t fall off .. Jimmy thought that circus ways were very extraordinary. Even hats seemed to share in the excitement!”
― Enid Blyton

“Some hats can only be worn if you’re willing to be jaunty, to set them at an angle and to walk beneath them with a spring in your stride as if you’re only a step away from dancing. They demand a lot of you.”
― Neil Gaiman

And now a favourite since childhood:

“On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
With ribbons and bibbons on every side
And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
So that nobody every could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee ..”
― Edward Lear, The Quangle Wangle’s Hat

Any hat thoughts or words?

 

Victorian street performers on stilts – magic on sticks

I particularly like this print. It brings back memories of my having a coffee in an upstairs cafe in Leicester a few years ago – turning and looking out the window – and seeing a similar scene to this outside! Stilt walkers a few feet away, our heads at the same height, and within a moment I went from pondering stressful work issues to a huge grin.

Victorian street performers on stilts.

“Damn everything but the circus!. . .The average ‘painter’ ‘sculptor’ ‘poet’ ‘composer’ ‘playwright’ is a person who cannot leap through a hoop from the back of a galloping horse, make people laugh with a clown’s mouth, orchestrate twenty lions.”
E.E. Cummings

“What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy!” – Waltzing (1816)

Illustration of the correct technique for waltzing (1816).

This Saturday, ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ begins again [known as ‘Dancing with the Stars’ in the USA] – but over 200 years ago dance enthusiasts would have been excited to feast their eyes on dancing illustrations in magazines.

The illustration we have here shows the correct technique for waltzing (1816). An important social skill for people of a certain class. Perhaps Jane Austen, Mary Shelley, Percy Bysshe Shelley or Lord Byron might have seen this when it first came out.

Some dancing quotes:

“What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy!
There is nothing like dancing after all. I consider it as one
of the first refinements of polished society.”

“Certainly, sir; and it has the advantage also of being in vogue
amongst the less polished societies of the world. Every savage
can dance.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“Work like you don’t need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you’ve never been hurt.”
― Mark Twain

 

I, Robot [1920s design]

Image of Prediction for a robot by Karel Capek, 1920s

1920s illustration predicting what a robot would look like: “The Robot rising from it’s seat and bowing.”

Looks a bit like the Tin Man from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz to me.

“Now I know I’ve got a heart because it is breaking”. [Tin Man]
― L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Victorian multitasking!

Man on strange bicycle. Linley Sambourne illustration for Punch

An excellent example of Victorian multitasking! Linley Sambourne (English, 1844-1910), illustration for Punch magazine (UK), 1869.

“Call it a toy, indeed! Why our ingenious friend, Glimmer, has a run before breakfast, and grinds his coffee and churns his butter with the greatest ease”.

Reminds me of a Heath Robinson invention.

Eaten BY a dinosaur or eating IN a dinosaur? First = Bad, Second = good

Illustration of a New Year's Eve dinner inside an iguana

A lovely illustration of a famous New Year’s Eve dinner inside a iguanadon (1853). Present were paleontologist, R. Owen, paleoartist B.W. Hawkins – and various scientists and newspaper editors.

And here are my only two dinosaur jokes:

What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur? “Do-you-think-he-saw-us”
What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur’s dog? “Do-you-think-he-saw-us-Rex”

[Deafening silence, I’ll get my coat]